honeyyoushouldseemeinacrown asked: WHY ARE YOU NOT ON SKYPE YOU SHOULD JOIN ME THERE AND WE CAN HAVE ALL THE CONVERSATION XD

I AM TRYING TO SLEEP amd battling with my mobile and tumblr which is just too tempting though mine eyes burn and my body tires

@8 hours ago with 1 note
#EOW TUMBLR WHY CANT I REPLY PRIVATE OB THIS SHIT APP 

Anonymous asked: You are a jackass! It's disgusting that you enjoy eating endangered animals. When your kids only have whales to look at in pictures and not in the ocean because they'll be extinct, they'll really thank you for eating that whale steak. Since you've decided to rear your ugly head, I'm going to go and make delicious VEGAN pancakes!

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surely you’ve got me mixed up with somebody else, because i don’t eat endangered species, nor do i support anything but sustainable whaling

enjoy your pancakes, though

@22 hours ago with 6 notes
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@1 day ago
#crab queen #loreen #esc 
fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Fridtjof Nansen (1861-1930), Norwegian explorer-turned-humanitarian, accomplished skier, first High Commissioner of Refugees for the League of Nations, and recipient of 1922 Nobel Peace Prize (he donated the prize money to international relief efforts).

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Fridtjof Nansen (1861-1930), Norwegian explorer-turned-humanitarian, accomplished skier, first High Commissioner of Refugees for the League of Nations, and recipient of 1922 Nobel Peace Prize (he donated the prize money to international relief efforts).

@2 days ago with 186 notes
buttsetcetera:

fossekall:

Since Paul Watson decided to rear his ugly head again i made whale steak for dinner.

oh ew, what did that asshole do now? also JEALOUS TBH that looks DELISH, i can’t wait to have some whale for the first time in OVER A DECADE (!!!!) when i get home to furet værbitt.

he was arrested in germany for some past pirate dickbutt crimes, but released for bail a week or so ago i think after he got all his 12 year old fans to write angry crayon letters

buttsetcetera:

fossekall:

Since Paul Watson decided to rear his ugly head again i made whale steak for dinner.

oh ew, what did that asshole do now? also JEALOUS TBH that looks DELISH, i can’t wait to have some whale for the first time in OVER A DECADE (!!!!) when i get home to furet værbitt.

he was arrested in germany for some past pirate dickbutt crimes, but released for bail a week or so ago i think after he got all his 12 year old fans to write angry crayon letters

@21 hours ago with 5 notes
Since Paul Watson decided to rear his ugly head again i made whale steak for dinner.

Since Paul Watson decided to rear his ugly head again i made whale steak for dinner.

@1 day ago with 5 notes
#paul watson #whale wars #raising awareness of my dinner #disgruntled norwegian on the internet 
the more you listen the catchier it becomes

the more you listen the catchier it becomes

@1 day ago
#oh who am i even trying to fool #petition for can bonomo to be my boyfriend #we can be borderline alcoholics with questionable taste in music together #board my ship can bonomo 

as incessant pan flutes plague me at 3 am i quietly ponder whether i could get away with killing my fucking neighbours

@2 days ago
#shoot me in the face #pls #screams 

guppyduppy:

HAHA I wish I had my laptop yesterday so that I could’ve followed you guys live blogging ESC. But me Fredrik, Lowe, Emil, Pahsy, Joanna and Jimmy had a jolly good time on our own at least.

ALSO JACOB LOREEN IS NOT DANCING LIKE A CRAB

She’s dancing like a beautiful haunting ghost 

I’m sorry your turkish dream boat didn’t make it far enough

  

I H8 YOU ALL SWEDISH CRUSTACEANS

CAPTAIN CAN BONOMO LOVE OF MY LIFE

@2 days ago with 5 notes
#SCREAMS #esc